bootie:

had me like

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frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

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taco-bell-rey:

"talk dirty to me"

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northamericanprince:

moment of silence for that one selfie you posted where you thought this is it this is the one and then

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settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

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dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the color of

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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

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Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?

Me: Is ya'll hiring?