artslant:

large landscapes and abstract apotheoses… Florian Maier-Aichen navigates the murky waters of photography, printing, and painting at 303 Gallery »> http://bit.ly/WJj1cC

artslant:

large landscapes and abstract apotheoses… Florian Maier-Aichen navigates the murky waters of photography, printing, and painting at 303 Gallery »> http://bit.ly/WJj1cC

don’t worry,

i hate me too.

cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

*visits church for the first time*

pastor: if there are any first time visitors here this morning please stand.

me:

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the members:

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(via thebibbee)

annekewrites:

Wow. This is perfect.

annekewrites:

Wow. This is perfect.

(Source: molotovcomics.com, via thebibbee)

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

(Source: bitchyblackbarbie, via thebibbee)

Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?

Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

Dad: *chokes into his drink*

ROL: You should respect your elders.

Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

Dad: *chokes on his drink again*

ROL: *storms off*

Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*

Me: What?

Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

tattookink:

when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’

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(via wtf-isanime)